OK, I spent $5.50 at WalMart and got this God forsaken DVD. Now that I have it I've decided the earlier VHS release was most likely the source for this DVD. :devil: I'm at least positive they did all their editing in video for the "uncut" scenes. If I reach any satisfactory, non-comical conclusions I'll let you know. Though, at this moment, I'm not sure there is a solution for this source that doesn't involve flame and 9mm bullets.